Plane que idiots

In my opinion people can be divided into groups in many different ways, (Reginald D Hunter divides by those who have seen there own arsehole and those who have not), and my way is those who que for their seat in airports and those who sit watching those imbeciles. YOU WILL STILL GET TO SIT IN YOUR SEAT WHETHER YOU WAIT FOR 10 MINUETS IN A QUE OR NOT. THE FLIGHT WILL LAST UPWARDS OF 5 HOURS WHEN YOU WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO REMAIN WITHIN THIS POTENTIAL METAL TUBULAR COFFIN BOX. There are three appendages to this rule i)a cheap airlines flight and you are traveling with a partner and you want to sit together, ii) you have large hand luggage and you want to ensure overhead room is adequate iii) your legs ache and you want to combine stretching them with queuing - in those and only those cases, then fair enough. But for any usual pre-ordained seat allocation flight, why wait?


Even me - as a card carrying member of the sit down literati, am still somewhat caught out by the fact that even if you wait till the very end, there's always a que in that corridor that leads to the plane proper. You can never win, only minimise the suffering.