Thursday 15 October 2009

The Nazi Chef - Its not Michel Roux Jnr



Tonight the Professional Masterchef broke the laws of physics. They sent both chefs through. After both Daniel and Steve (my shout for the win since the start) got through the service with the chef from Wiemar Germany circa 1939, a man who also defies scientific law by actually not having any facial muscles and therefore no facial expression. In all my years of watching Masterchef, in all its forms, including many many repeats on UK Food, I've never seen them send 2 chefs through to the next round.
As an extra bonus, Chef Nazi's younger brother, who just happens to reign from Manchester - Ryan- who is also incapable of smiling, produced 2 highly average plates of food (is this possible?). In any event the miserable twat got knocked out, and that's all that matters. If I was ever to take an apprenticeship at a Michelin starred restaurant I'd want it to be with the fatherly "pretty as a picture" Michel Roux Jnr, despite the fact that even though he's French (sort of) he doesn't seem to be able to pronounce the word 'Michelin' properly, instead referring to the award strangely as ' MiTCHelin'. Idiot.

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